Back in May we published a brief story about how Russians were buying up lots of properties down in Zala County. For whatever reason, the post drew none of the usual “buy up your own damn country!” comments we tend to see on stories like this. Well, now you have a second chance, because top business daily Világgazdaság is again reporting on the influx of new orosz owners in the spa-rich region of southwest Hungary.
This time the story is based on data collected by state, rather than local authorities, which show the Russians favoring not only houses and flats but empty lots. And remember, these sneaky Russkies could be fronts for even more terrifying outsiders, like the Slovaks, or even the Dutch!

Much better the Russkies buying land and real estate in Hungary, than the good-for-nothing, slimy Western riff-raffs.
@Donizelli: Should I assume the same goes for which side you would have been on back in ’56?
I’ll have to tell my neighbours that I am “the good-for-nothing, slimy Western riff-raff”, we will have a good laugh, accompanied by some nice cool German beer…
Cheers, Donizelli – or whatever your name is!
Lets allow the Russians to buy all the land in hungary. Then later we force them from their land, make them perform a death march back to russia (with no food and water and raping them on the way). Ie just like the Russian Red army did to hungarian and german civilians 50 years ago. Just an idea.
Can you mend the headline from Southeast to
Southwest. Just before the followers of those poor
Russian buyers get lost (like in the good ol’ days
when no maps were straight).
Cheers,
@Erik: I wasn’t around in 1856, You Dumb Intercourser, You!!
@wolfi, as soon as the EU is vaporized and your treason-bent, un-Hungarian, beer-gulping neighbors are dealt with good and proper, useless scumbags such as yourself will be uncremoniously kicked out of Hungary. The real, patriotic Hungos do not need your wholly discredited kind any more by then, see?
Heck, even now they lugh at you right behind your back, just as soon as you buy them another round of pee-like beer.
( Donizelli ) You and your informant parents were all here in Hungary in 1956.
@Historian, you don’t know shit. So, you have got the same shit as that Erik Shit. And you were probably already eating shit back in ’56, right? No shit…
Could someone please translate donkeyzelli’s sh*t back into Hungarian ?
I would like to impress my friends and neighbours with some authentic Hungo a**hole swearing…
I just hope they don’t laugh themselves to death from this…
@wolfi, apparently you don’t know shit. So, you have got the same shit as that Erik & Historian joint shits do. No shit, huh?
@donkeyzelli:
Does someone pay you a Forint for each time you sayor write “shit” – or is it the only English word , where you are sure about the meaning ?
Seems to me you might live in a pile of the aforementioned…
Hate to break up the scatological intercourse chaps
but just wanted to ask why Red Russky be interested in spa-rich region of south west/east Hungary?
Rheumatism and arthritis sufferers in USSR??
The bastards left Hungary and now they want to come back? Mafioso money laundered in the thermal spa
Zala area for starters..what about Heviz? Keszthely?
Balatonfured, Tihany? et al.
Hungary is a hotbed of corruption at the moment with many strange bedfellows doing deals!
@Jobby:
For your information. We already have a lot of Russians and Ukrainians here in Heviz and surroundings, some living here, others as tourists, enjoying the thermal lake and the other wellness-offerings.
Whether more are coming in, I can’t quantify that…
@wolfi, I think the term should be “you swim in sheite, My Esteemed Sire.” Or some such sheite. Ancient enough for you?
Regarding the lower-echelon Russkies and Ukranskies coming in to Hungary and using the Hungos as work-slaves for their plentiful supply of EUR and USD, so what else is new? Money has no smell, and the Hungos will take money from any and all foreigners, as they have done throughout their long and illustrious history.
Unless someone can make a case that an Irish or British in Hungary contributes more worth to the country than a Russkie or Ukrainskie spending the same amount of dough or more.
Here in Heviz most people are glad that foreigners come in to spend their money in the spa or on services like massage or cosmetics, eating and drinking – it really doesn’t matter where they are from, as long as they behave like civilised people…
They don’t care for expired Huns who think they know better what’s good for Hungary – without setting their feet on Hungarian soil and without giving any of their money (probably earned in shady deals by ripping of anybody) back to Hungary
@wolfi, david’s own sex slave puppet….
“Here in Heviz most people are glad that foreigners come in….”
MY TAKE ON THAT: Oh yeah, which well-behaved, obedient native would not just adore a bunch of boisterously loud, drunk-as-skunk British, Irish, Kraut, Russkie, or Ukranskie tourists vomitting all over the streets, night after night after night…?
Is that what YOU do in Heviz, wolfi? Try to eek out a meager living from the visting tourist hordes? How yummy, how I envy thou….
@Donkeysilly:
I’m no more workong – I’m retired and spend my pension with my Hungarian wife, enjoying the good times in Heviz and also in Germany…
BTW: Sex is a very important part of our life, we really enjoy it – you might also have some fun if you get enough money to find someone willing to have sex with you, but you would probably need a few more $ or € for that…
Poor lonely creature from the swamp…
@wolfi-tworp sez: “I’m no more workong…”
MY INTERPREATION & POINTED FRIENDLY ADVICE: Sire, before you comment on these pages, kindly learn to speak rudimentary English first. Also, what makes you think, Mister wolfi, that anyone here on RealDeal.hu gives a flying hoot about your personal situation, like whether you spend your remaining miserable days “workong” or “masterbotong?”
“I’m retired and spend my pension with my Hungarian wife, enjoying the good times in Heviz and also in Germany.”
MY INSTANT INTERPREATION: No workong, only masterbotong, sounds like a great way to lead a life. Let me see if I got this right — you are spending HER pension?? Also, those faboulous good times that one can have in Germany, yes indeed!! Say, do you go to Buchenwald a lot, then?
“Sex is a very important part of our life, we really enjoy it.”
MY NOD IN AGREEEMENT: Yes, of course you do. Let me see if I follow you here, wolfi. You use her pension to rent your whores, and your wife uses your money for her sexual worker needs? Or is it the other way around?
“[I am a] poor lonely creature from the swamp.”
MY PARTING WORDS OF WISDOM FOR THE wolfi: Yes you certainly are. But hey, who forced you to live on top of the waters of Heviz, huh?
@donkeysilly:
While sitting in a glasshouse one should not start throwing stones…
You make so many typing or spelling mistakes here, but nobody cares..
If you want to insult my wife or me – do so, we’ ve already had a few laughs on you, so we don’t mind…
But you might think about something: What kind of impression does your shittiness make on anyone entering this forum, what will they think about Hungarians ?
Well, you probably don’t get it, but you are making an even bigger fool of yourself…
We use the word “village idiot”, but that is probably too kind for your type.
@Buchen-wolfi: you are slipping rather noticeably as of late, Du Alzheimers Oldtimer Opa.
Pray tell me, wolfi, just what kind of impression does your general shittiness and specific vileness make on anyone entering this forum, or that of pestiside.hu, huh? What will they think about the Krauts when they read your incessant poison-filled Uebermensch tirades, huh?
Yes, you are the proverbial church’s mouse poor village idiot, wolfi. Being so poor that you have to take the trains, not even able to afford a used Trabant or Wartburg. Being so poor but that all you can afford is to live in a dreary little Hungarian hamlet.
Life in general probably hadn’t been too kind for you, has it now? And from the look of things, it definitely won’t be getting any rosier as you are fast approaching crematorium/coffin time, either.
Tsk, tsk….
@Donkeyyouknowwho: so
Heviz is “a dreary little Hungarian hamlet” ?
Should I tell that to the polgarmester ?
O, no – he is jewish, maybe I ask my wife to tell his wife, they know each other well.
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@everybody else: I wonder what donkey will make out of that, might get interesting…
ATTENTION, EVERYONE!!! According to deutsche woff-woff of Bundesscheisseland, Heviz beats Baden Baden, Monte Carlo, Nassau in the Bahamas, Grand Cayman Island, and Rio de Janeiro in Brazil as the preferred resort destination for the world’s cash-laden rich and famous. Oh, well. I didn’t even know that up until just now, woff-woff.
“….the polgarmester, maybe I ask my wife to tell his wife, they know each other well.”
MY REVELATION; How wonderful, wolfmeister. I am sure that just about everyone here on Realdeal.hu gives a flying shit who your so-called wife knows well or does not know well.
Man, how can any one person be such a Dummkopf Schweinhund, beats the living crap out of me.
Russian suckers. Prices are falling like crazy at the moment but they buy instead of waiting. One born every minute.
david, this may come as a most shocking surprise to you all, hauling from the down-on-its-luck so-called “West,” but the Russkies have got more money than God.
Have you heard of Londontown in the United Kingdom? How about the Cote d’Azur of France? Heck, the juiciest pieces of real estate are owned there by none other than Russians and Ukrainians. Not to mention superyachts and supercars to go with it. And I hear that the new trend amongst the Russkies and Ukrainskies is to have British or American butlers and domestics serving them in their recently found luxury.
My, my, the times we are living in, hmmm? In fact, only the lower middle class of Russkies/Ukrainskies would even contemplate buying something in a place so markedly downscale as Eastern Europe.
Hungary is situated in Central Europe.
@david, this may come as a most shocking surprise indeed to you all, but the country you are referring to here apparently — namely, Hungaria or Magyarland — is NOT situated in ‘Central Europe.’
Rather, it is situated in ‘Eastern Europe.’ Even though many Hungarians swear on the Almighty Allah that it is now actually part of ‘Western Europe.’ Can you follow all that, huh? No big deal either way, however.
Easiest way to keep this in mind, whenever you quickly say “Budapest,” think East. And when you then say “Vienna,” think West. Or Central. Whatever.
Expat Hun or whichever alias you are using today. Frankoferto, 40 years old after your family fled from Hungary people referred to the East and the West. Now i know that you live in a timewarp Donizelli but that was in reference to the Cold War Nyalasi. Filmic this is about geography and Europe and the fact that the Cold War is over, even if you are still fighting the commie side from Panama. Now read carefully Advice Man, Geographically, Hungary is in Central Europe. That is another one to look up on Wiki Bela. You may as well look up Cold War while you are at it. You remind me of the Jap soldiers stuck on an island and still thought WW2 was still going on for years after. At least them fools did not have access to a computer to keep themselves up to date in the world.x
@davidanal, I made no comment at all regarding this particular article, but since you are obviously so very fu*cked-up that you cannot see the people’s handles written in bold letters under their comments, I take it upon myself to tell you once more what a colossal jerk you really are, little one.
Every time I see your name david, I respond to a david. You cannot do the same, huh, you obvious idiot?
I was just wondering, who the fu*ck are YOU — it is david, isn’t it – to lecture the rest of us about the Cold War, your historically deformed underling? They probably did not even take your hide into any regular military, did they know, you total mental + complete physical reject!?
BTW, loboto-david, east and west and East and West are geographical directions in relation to some fixed point. Which is why we have north AND south AND east AND west. Collectively known in the david household as the Cold War, correct?
In Europe, nothing ever changes, BTW. It was the world’s most fucked-up continent throughout the entire XX. Centuty. And I am pretty sure that it will be just as screwed-up throughout the present century. For starters, YOU live there. So, how wonderful of a place can it be, therefore?
BTW, a little history lesson should be in order for you, I think. The lost Japanese soldiers you are talking about were lost neither in Western Europe nor in Eastern Europpe, you clumsy idiot! Possible in Central Europe, you say?
“Hungary is in Central Europe.”
Why is that?
Well donkeysilly and expired Hun are at it again -throwing stupidity all around. Since they are so fon of wikipedia, here is a quote:
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“Magyar (Hungarian) Republic), is a landlocked country in the Carpathian Basin of Central Europe, bordered by Austria, Slovakia, Ukraine, Romania, Serbia, Croatia, and Slovenia. Its capital is Budapest. Hungary is a member of OECD, NATO, EU, V4 and is a Schengen state. The official language is Hungarian, which is part of the Finno-Ugric family, thus one of the four official languages of the European Union that are not of Indo-European origin”
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these creatures are really something to laugh at…
Hungary is an island floating in a sea of corruption. Germans would say Hungary is in central Europe. The Russky rich might say it is in eastern Europe. Most people would say: who gives a flying fuck!? Hungarians don’t know what day it is anyway.
Ciganyok swarm across the pusztas and colonise
east/west la-la Magyarorszag. Bringing forth babies faster than the stork can fly.
Not the Bermuda Triangle but close-by in east-central, no-man’s land, is God’s little acre of
meandering hopelessness and intrigue…
@wolfi woff-woff, the asshole-arsenhole: I sure hope that MAV work stoppages are over soon, because quite obviosuly you have got nothing better to do with your pathertic little urine-filled nothing of a life than to publicly masturbate here on RealDeal.hu.
What’s happening in Heviz, wolfi, does your wife not give you any more free puff-puff, huh?
Asshole wolfie, just how would YOU know anything about Hungary, you most obvious fraud, when YOU are not even a Hungarian citizen, you little dumb shit!?
“Hungarian, which is part of the Finno-Ugric family.”
MY CORRECTION: No, it isn’t. That was the folklore for centuries. Now, we know better. Hungarian language has got nothing to do with the Finnish language, You Calamity-Sized Imbecile!! And never had anything to do with it, either.
@keleti-nyugati: you hit it right on the head, buddy. The good book says Hungary is in Central Europe. The Hungos claim they are part of Western Europe. Meanwhile, everyone else knows full well that Hungary is in Eastern Europe phyisically, and in the darkest recesses of piss-poor Asia mentally. Even though little insignificant Hungary is in Eurasia, it is a lot more Asian these days than European, that’s for sure.
I don’t give it another 50 years, and the majority Gypsies shall kick the last few remaining Hungos out of their so-called “homeland.”
@donkeysilly:
If you are so sure about all these things, then why don’t you go and correct all those errors in wikipedia that I quoted ?
Well I must say, that I’ve shifted to do business with russian rather
than westerns. They honest, they pay in time, they say what they
think. In contrast westerns here always complaining about
Hungarians being not honest, what they seemingly nicely adopted
in the way of not paying in time or at all, complaining over
everything, so the usual western fuckery…
@Robi, I am 100% with you! I lived and worked in Moscow in the 1990s, and loved it. Even back then, the only people you did not want to hang with there were the West Europeans.
Doing any business in Hungary with these Western economic refugee pariahs is a tall order of business indeed. Most of these people are so poor, they could not make ends meet in their own countries, so they ended up in cheaper Hungary. Compared to them, the Russians always travel with money and are not as stingy as your typical Westerner, especially the English. They don’t want to pay for anything.
I also know someone who rented out a real nice classic flat to some West Europeans, and at the end of the term the bastards stole most everything out of the apartment, including the copper and bronze faucets and door handles!
A lot of these rather useless foreigner cry-babies going by the name of david, wolfi, Canadian, etc spend their time complaining about our country. Instead of getting the fuck out of here, right? Why stay here and bitch constantly if you don’t like it that much, right?
@nyalasi:
I have never complained about living (part time) in Hungary, you must be really crazy to think that…
I lik it very much here and have no problems at all with the people that I have met in person – just a few imbeciles who try to poison this site with their Nazi/Jobbik propaganda won’t make me leave…
BTW I have not read many Russian postings here, since this is a site for people who want to express themselves in English.
That is why I am here, if my Hungarian were good enough I would read the original info
@donkeysilly, robi and so on: if you’re so fond of the Russians, why don’t you start a site for them – you can be sure I and most other sane people here will not follow you there…
@wolfi, how is your brown-nosing, social climber wife of yoursd this week-end? She would do anything and everything to be in the good graces of a corrupt Hungarian politician’s wife, huh? Figures…
Comrade Expat Hun. In the recent past you stated that you use different tag names because ” it helps me keep track”. Well, your method is clearly not working as you are off track. On this thread you have written as Expat Hun, Donizelli, Nyalasi, east-west and you may as well be talking into the mirror with Robi. Like the German trains invading Russia, you cannot gauge the situation and you are off track again. Troll.
@david: ….oh, never you mind.
@expiredDonkeySillyPanamaJackass:
I’m sure you don’t know what it means to have a wife, especially a Hungarian woman – she probably would start laughing at you…
@wolfi: you never cease to amaze and amuse me, buddy boyowski. Do you mean to tell me that you could not even find a “wife” or at the very least a woman or a man who would be willing to enter into a fake marriage contract with you back in your own country? And that you had to import one from Hungaria, of all places!?
Hell, I heard about this mail order bride business, but I was not even aware it is still being practiced today! What are the going prices for Hungo brides/wives, if it is not too much to ask? Or did you get yours at a very steep senior citizen discount at the “Oldies But Not Necessairly Goodies” section on Isle 13?
That is what I think you did, anyhow. But let’s ask Mrs. wolfi directly, what say you?
Now we know what DonkeySillyPanamaJackassFreakyFrankenstein’s problem is:
He is an expert on mail-order wives, because he tried so often to get one but nobody would deliver or maybe they ran away from him screaming when he asked them to put the cucumber up his arse (that seems to be his idea of sex, he is always talking about this, probably hasn’t experienced anything else)…
I (almost) feel some pity for him…
Let us see what the resident clown will have for an answer this time, poor lonely (would be )bugger…
@everyone else: Sorry for this, but there is no room for real discus.sion with this loony around
@wolfi: the saddest part is that you are bringing the overall quality level of all the Germans down three notches by your singular stupidity. You never cease to amaze & amuse me, buddy. Apparently, you could not even find a wife-woman or wife-man who would be willing to enter into a fake marriage contract with you back in your own country? And that you had to buy one in Hungary?
Wolfi, what are the going prices for Hungo wives these days, if it is not too much to ask? Or did you get yours at a very steep senior citizen discount at the “Oldies But Not Necessairly Goodies” section on Isle 13? That is what I think you did, anyhow. But let’s ask Mrs. wolfi directly, what say you?
BTW, did you buy yours for a day, a week, a month, or for an even longer period?
@Donkey… You start repeating yourself…
Run out of swearwords and crazy ideas ? Tsk, tsk…
Maybe you should ask for help from robi and his friends…
@wolfi: you keep refusing to answer a few simple questions regarding trophy wife Mrs. wolfi. Why that is, I wonder? Are you hiding her, are you ashamed of her, what?
Anyhow, I have no recourse left to me but to ask you the same few simple questions yet again. It seems like Dummkopf wolfi doesn’t get anything in life at the second or even third attempt…
So, here it goes again, Mein Schweinhund Freund:
(1) wolfi, could you not even find a wife-woman or wife-man who would be willing to enter into a fake marriage contract with you back in your own country?
(2) Is that why you had to buy one in Hungary, of all places, wolfi?
(3) wolfi, what are the going prices for Hungo wives these days?
(4) Did you get yours at a very steep senior citizen discount at the “Oldies But Not Necessairly Goodies” section on Isle 13 in Tesco, wolfi?
And lastly,
(5) Did you buy/rent yours for a day, a week, a month, or for an even longer period? Or is she only a leased product? Business lease, right?
@Donkey:
You can stuff your silly questions up where you usually stuff your cucumber – a creature like you can not insult me…
BTW: Your continued stupid attacks show everybody here that they can’t take you for real, so nobody listens to your arguments anymore.
I don’t mind your asshole jokes – it just goes to show everybody what to expect from FreakyFasza…
@wolfi: just what we’ve all come to expect from you, buddy. A big, juicy NOTHING. You are a gutless old fool, a cuckolded fart-class biboldo. Your Hungo wife is probably making you the joke of Heviz — not to mention your favorite hangout, the notorious Bundesrepublik Scheisseland.
Sugar daddy wolfi, let me just ask you this last thing outright: have you now shame, Mein Herr!?
@bum boys. Why dont you 2 get a room and just do it. The pair of you prick teasing each other is getting a bit dated.
@Dr. Ziggy Fraud: I agree!
But you see, wolfi is still a classic closet-homo. In fact, he is masquarading here openly as a “happily married husband” who has “plenty of sex with his wife.”
I’m just not buying it — does anyone, I wonder?
Wolfi and Donizelli at each others throats for most of the time. I pose the question:is Wolfi, Donizelli’s alter-ego?
Two old boys shacked up in a holiday home near Lake Balaton. Banging away in front of a log fire listening to Tchaikovsky the bumboys favourite composer?! Vivid imagination some people have!
Donizelli is correct about tomorrow belonging to
the gypsies, though. Not in fifty years time but twenty- will see the violins, begging bowls,
and the great unwashed holding sway in Magyarorszag.
Guys, you are absolutely marvellous! Where is your indignation against – how do you name them? oh yes, I remember! – “commies” in your own country? I have to tell you that people you see in fanciful cars in Western Europe are either “entrepreneurs” who started business with KGB money, or “honorable businespeople” starting business under the present-day FSB umbrella. Their influence is huge and is connected strictly to the state-owned business, influenced evere3day by the political decisions in Moscow. Such a successful nomenklatura-businessman is the present day president of Russia, Roy Medvedev, former predident of ‘Gazprom’. There are lots of other examples, connected to racketeering, drugs and arms dealing… So why have you become so Russian-friendly?
@OscarWilde: you’ve got all the pertinent facts quite all right, friend, except that as you know it is not Tchaikovsky for wolfi and I, but Rimsky-Korsakov and Mussorgsky. They both have bigger…. well, you know.
When are you coming for a head-banger next, can we expect to see you this weekend? We’ll load up on super-grade vaseline, I just found out that got a brand new shipment just in at the Heviz Tesco! Yummy!!
@bastion: between the Russkies and the Hungos, which one would you pick to be your business partner in a joint venture? Honestly now!!!